Fast Food Question

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02/05/2017 at 00:53 • Filed to: Deep Thoughts

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Am I the only one who thinks that Burger Kings soda tastes funny? The Dr. Pepper doesn’t really taste like Dr. Pepper, the Coke doesn’t quite taste like Coke. Even now that they have the Freestyle machines, it still tastes wrong. What do they do to it that makes it taste like that?

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
02/05/2017 at 00:55

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The obvious answer here is Obamacare.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
02/05/2017 at 00:57

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Freestyle machines are like the fax machine of soda dispensing...you get the gist of it, but nothing close to the original. I refuse to use freestyle machines if i can


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
02/05/2017 at 00:59

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It’s all in the water-syrup mixture IIRC. Also the purity/quality of the water.

McDonald’s coke tastes better for those reasons, and BKs worse.


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
02/05/2017 at 01:00

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They could get lazy refilling the syrup I guess, then you would really just get club soda with a hint of whatever flavor you chose.


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > HammerheadFistpunch
02/05/2017 at 01:01

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The Freestyle machines actually helped in this case, it tastes closer to everyone else but still noticeably different. It tastes watery and oily and the same time


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > InFierority Complex
02/05/2017 at 01:03

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Yeah, I always thought it was just my hillbilly towns but I live in a large city now and every burger king has the same off flavor. The fact that they’re all wrong in the same way is what’s weird.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > TheHondaBro
02/05/2017 at 01:03

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It runs deeper than Obama bruh. This goes back to Regan busting the Cola War man.


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
02/05/2017 at 01:06

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Maybe corporate (but they’re franchises, right) policy or standard practice as a cost cutting measure?


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > jkm7680
02/05/2017 at 01:07

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Is burger king that cheap? Soda is the cheapest thing to offer at a restaurant! They really are almost a textbook case of how not to do a restaurant lol


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
02/05/2017 at 01:07

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Watery and oily sounds aboutb right with a hint of propylene glycol


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > InFierority Complex
02/05/2017 at 01:12

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Must be something like that. I tell friends and family that it tastes funny and they all reply “why the hell are you eating at Burger King?”


Kinja'd!!! AntiSpeed > jkm7680
02/05/2017 at 01:19

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I KNEW McDonalds coke tastes different!


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > HammerheadFistpunch
02/05/2017 at 01:41

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Plus I always get something weird like Orange Coke and after the giggles subside after a few sips I realize it’s just gross.


Kinja'd!!! garagemonkee > HammerheadFistpunch
02/05/2017 at 02:09

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freestyle machines are the only way to get certain flavors of drink, though. I can only get a fanta zero peach from a freestyle machine. You can get peach fanta and you can get fanta zero orange in cans, but not zero peach.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > garagemonkee
02/05/2017 at 10:12

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They are the only place to get coke products that taste vaguely like their names with flavor fix ins that taste like a computer simulation of said flavor


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
02/06/2017 at 09:12

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You should listen to your friends and family.